What if instead of aiming for clarity and conciesness, our goal was to make our sentences as unweildy and hard to understand as possible?
A simple way to do this is to replace easy to understand phrases with harder ones. Wikipedia maintains1 one such list for us. Here is the website I made so you can play with it online as well, it all runs in your browser, no text is sent to a server.
Reading at the output generated from this, I can’t help but feel like I am reading a legal document.